1 00:00:01,033 --> 00:00:02,733 Max Black: So. I have it Cupcake cash register emptied. 2 00:00:02,767 --> 00:00:03,633 Here is our rent. 3 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:06,233 I would like the envelope again. That's mine jewelry box. 4 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:08,267 Caroline Channing: No I have the cash register emptied. 5 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,500 I have our rent. 6 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,000 Max, do you know what that means? 7 00:00:12,033 --> 00:00:13,967 Max Black: If I don't again from a tractor was overrun, 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,800 Does that mean we have money left. 9 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,600 Caroline Channing: I would like to dance the money-leftover dance, 10 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:20,367 but we don't have one because never there was money left over. 11 00:00:22,067 --> 00:00:23,767 Max Black: For him Money leftover dance I know 12 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,867 do you need ping pong balls? 13 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,067 and I'm out of practice. 14 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:35,733 [theme music] 15 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:39,767 Max Black: Earl, I'll bring you what you like most. 16 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,233 Earl: A black one, Chinese belly dancer? 17 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,733 Max Black: One Coconut cupcake! 18 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,467 Earl: Look at Caroline. 19 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:48,133 She flirts with him more, 20 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:50,033 when I had heart disease. 21 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:52,167 Caroline Channing: Stop it please. I 22 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,100 I'm only on episode 2 of the first Season. 23 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:55,600 I'm going to kill you right now. 24 00:00:56,067 --> 00:00:57,033 Man: I'm just saying, 25 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:58,367 Sequel follows. 26 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,967 Caroline Channing: Ohh, there is a sequel? 27 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,633 Well then, let's put this here continued, 28 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:06,133 if we continue this. 29 00:01:09,733 --> 00:01:10,833 Max Black: If that's yours mesh is, 30 00:01:10,867 --> 00:01:12,800 you will be with me forever live, Allen. 31 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:14,667 Caroline Channing: He was three times there, 32 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,033 for a turkey sandwich. 33 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:18,000 That's why I call him that Turkey seducer. 34 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:19,833 Max Black: Do they know? P.E.T.A notice? 35 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,100 Caroline Channing: I think he'll be asking for a date soon ask. 36 00:01:23,133 --> 00:01:24,667 He wanted to know if I was in the Live nearby. 37 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:25,833 And when I'll be finished. 38 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,633 Oleg: A man wants to wait, when are you finished? 39 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:28,733 You should keep him 40 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,567 Man: Well then, I'll see you next time. 41 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,867 Caroline Channing: And I see you too next time, 42 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:40,100 Man: See you then. 43 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:47,667 Max Black: What is that? 44 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:48,333 Caroline Channing: I have no idea what do I know? 45 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,700 Max Black: Because it's from yours head comes. 46 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,167 Caroline Channing: I did no extensions inside Max. 47 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:56,100 Max Black: OK, I'll throw it away. 48 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:57,733 Caroline Channing: No, me Save for the story. 49 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,900 Max Black: What story? 50 00:02:00,933 --> 00:02:01,800 Caroline Channing: The story, how 51 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:03,800 we got a blonde out of nowhere Extension 52 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:04,667 have found. 53 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:05,400 There are things... 54 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,167 Isn't that funny? 55 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:10,233 Max Black: At least she is funnier, 56 00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:11,667 than most of yours stories. 57 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,667 Look, there's another one funny story. 58 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,300 Caroline Channing: Okay, Max. I have a confession to you do. 59 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,567 I have extensions. 60 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:25,567 Max Black: I have to you too what to confess 61 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,367 I have a husband in Rode Iceland murdered. 62 00:02:28,867 --> 00:02:30,067 Caroline Channing: I did not many of them. 63 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,200 They just give me fullness. 64 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:32,767 Max Black: Too bad they give you no depth. 65 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:35,467 Caroline Channing: I hope just that 66 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,700 I weave them back in can. 67 00:02:36,933 --> 00:02:38,933 These bonds should last forever hold. 68 00:02:39,133 --> 00:02:40,567 What a shameful travesty. 69 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:45,667 Han Lee: This was in the salad inside. 70 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,033 Max Black: That was mine too Ring in it? 71 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,267 I can't find him. 72 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,700 Han Lee: Caroline loses hers hair. 73 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:53,400 Or not? 74 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:55,133 Is she sick? Does she have cancer? 75 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,233 On the breasts? 76 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,133 Max Black: No, little one Chicken. 77 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,600 Her tits are doing great. 78 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:03,133 They just have puberty missed. 79 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:07,833 Max Black to Caroline Channing: Han has even more hair found. 80 00:03:07,867 --> 00:03:09,200 Caroline Channing: Does he know? from the extensions? 81 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,900 Max Black: No, he believes you hast Krebs. 82 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:13,867 Caroline Channing: Oh good then nobody knows. 83 00:03:15,433 --> 00:03:18,600 Luis: Hello ladies! Your night just got hotter. 84 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,967 Max Black: Luis, you were going to Hours off work. 85 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,300 What have you lost here? Are you looking for a warm place? 86 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:27,767 Luis: Not bad, you whore. 87 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:30,433 Luis: No, I'll do it Club break. 88 00:03:30,467 --> 00:03:32,033 The circus became Straight club. 89 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:35,100 And the satellite will only be in a gay guy in half an hour Loading. 90 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:38,867 So I'm having a drink here with my friend Oleg. 91 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:41,633 Caroline Channing: Luis, please believe us. Oleg is straight. 92 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:43,933 Luis: Oh please, that's me also in Alabama. 93 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,900 Max Black: At least he is already gone. 94 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:51,133 Luis: He knew that I did come over. 95 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:53,433 Typical man. Fear of Intimacy. 96 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,900 Oh Carolina, that reminds me. 97 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,967 This is what I got during my Layer found. 98 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,633 Caroline Channing: Oh I did Leave tips behind? 99 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,367 Luis: Ah, more like a few hairs. 100 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:05,700 I knew this was too good to be around to be true. 101 00:04:05,733 --> 00:04:07,167 You have extensions. 102 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,067 Caroline Channing: No, me have cancer. 103 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,500 Luis: No, you have extensions. Nice try. Adios. 104 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:27,733 Caroline Channing: Well? Falls anything on you? 105 00:04:28,033 --> 00:04:30,633 I got some of our money granted new extensions. 106 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:33,433 And I have one for you too Surprise worried. 107 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:34,333 It's in your room. 108 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:35,200 Go check. 109 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:36,200 Max Black: It's just me interested, 110 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:37,567 if it's a pot-bellied pig is. 111 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,233 Or a pot-bellied pig in a pilgrim costume. 112 00:04:39,267 --> 00:04:40,133 A pilgrim in another 113 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:41,467 Pot-bellied pig costume or pills. 114 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,200 Caroline Channing: A small one Tip. 115 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:46,300 On your bed. How do you find it? it? Are you in love? 116 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:49,333 Max Black: Okay, what's the point strange thing on my bed, 117 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:51,133 and what the hell is that? 118 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,067 Caroline Channing: That's a bed skirt. 119 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,533 Max Black: My bed carries no skirts. It's a guy. 120 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,700 I know this because it's me nudging the back while I sleep. 121 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,933 Caroline Channing: You did finally new bedding and me have 122 00:05:02,967 --> 00:05:04,600 a sweet new one Flannel pajamas. 123 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:05,900 There are Eiffel Towers on it. 124 00:05:05,933 --> 00:05:08,067 They reduced it because nobody likes French people. 125 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,333 Max Black: There aren't even any stains on it. 126 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:14,267 Now how do I know which one? side is up? 127 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,333 Caroline Channing: Max, where is the problem? 128 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:18,800 You had the other reference Forever. 129 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:20,300 You didn't even have one Replacement set. 130 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,567 Max Black: One Replacement bed linen? 131 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,233 Please who am I the queen of England? 132 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,400 Max Black: You're driving me crazy. I could do my hair rip out. 133 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:28,900 But I don't know which one mine are? 134 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:31,700 Oh look at that, you are satisfied now? 135 00:05:31,733 --> 00:05:32,767 Chestnut is sad. 136 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:34,300 He knows we're arguing. 137 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,967 Max Black: Well, then he knows that there is the possibility 138 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,800 one day instead of one saddle, 139 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:40,333 to find a lace doily. 140 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,133 Caroline Channing: I got you got a gift. 141 00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:44,833 Will you meet Santa Claus? also so angry? 142 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,067 Max Black: Who is that? 143 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:49,000 Caroline Channing: Max, please. 144 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:51,400 Try for a change to sleep on something nice. 145 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:52,633 Max Black: You know what? 146 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,167 When I'm on something beautiful would want to sleep, 147 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,600 I would like a poster of Johnny Depp on the mattress lay. 148 00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:00,567 Behold Chestnut. 149 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,733 Be careful. 150 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:10,500 Max Black: Where's my old one Bedding, bitch? 151 00:06:11,933 --> 00:06:15,100 Caroline Channing: Why, why are you calling me bitch? 152 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:16,533 Und das in der Nacht? 153 00:06:17,433 --> 00:06:19,967 I sleep in my new one Pyjama. 154 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,633 Max Black: Because I'm without this Bedding can't sleep, 155 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:23,500 also wo ist sie? 156 00:06:23,533 --> 00:06:24,967 Ich hab alles von dir durchsucht. 157 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 And by the way, who is hiding? Vibrator in einem Starbucks-Becher? 158 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,567 Caroline Channing: The answer kennst du ja, 159 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,867 so I'll go back to sleep. 160 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:38,267 Caroline Channing: Why? 161 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:42,100 Why am I lying in my new one? Pyjama auf dem Boden? 162 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:43,900 Max Black: Wo ist sie? 163 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:44,867 Caroline Channing: I have it not 164 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,300 more, I gave it to the poor given. 165 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,867 Max Black: You have one Stolen from poor people. 166 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,433 And she wants the poor thing back have. 167 00:06:50,767 --> 00:06:52,033 Caroline Channing: That's what it is for too late. 168 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:54,133 I have them in the Salvation Army collection container plugged in. 169 00:06:54,433 --> 00:06:55,400 Max Black: Well, cheers. 170 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:56,633 You're going to the army, bitch. 171 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,933 Caroline Channing: Why? Why are 172 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:04,833 us here and that in the middle of the night? 173 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:06,367 Why are we doing this? 174 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,867 Max Black: There he is! Come on yes, follow me. 175 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:11,233 Caroline Channing: Max, bring are you looking for me now? 176 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,467 Ich wusste immer, dass es passiert, nur nicht wann. 177 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,633 That would be a good place. 178 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,167 Max Black: Ich sollte dich kill. 179 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,333 Diese Bettwäsche hat mir sehr means a lot, okay? 180 00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:22,967 Caroline Channing: Oh, hast du ihre Jungfräulichkeit auf ihr lost? 181 00:07:23,733 --> 00:07:25,767 Max Black: Ich habe kein Sex im bed. 182 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,967 This is where I eat. 183 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:29,533 Caroline, ich muss dir was confess. 184 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:30,467 Caroline Channing: Was denn? 185 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,567 Max Black: Du hast Extensions. 186 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:34,333 Gut, ich sags dir, aber dreh you away. 187 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,267 Es ist der Kopfkissenbezug. 188 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:38,867 I've had it since mine childhood. 189 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,133 He is soft, has small ones nodules. 190 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:45,333 And that edged hem, 191 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:47,333 which I like to rub. That has relaxed me, 192 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,467 when everything sucks again was. 193 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,667 And that was actually always the case. 194 00:07:50,033 --> 00:07:52,500 And I can without this reference don't fall asleep. 195 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,933 Caroline Channing: Max, that is so sad. 196 00:07:54,967 --> 00:07:56,067 Max Black: Of course it's sad. 197 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,567 My life has never been one Pony farm. 198 00:07:59,033 --> 00:08:00,667 Okay, I have to crawl in there. 199 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:01,900 Caroline Channing: Max, want to you yourself 200 00:08:01,933 --> 00:08:03,833 really through this dirty crack force? 201 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:05,833 Du könntest dir Kleidermydien get. 202 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:07,800 Übrigens, dreckige Ritze war my 203 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,800 Nickname on the advanced training school. 204 00:08:10,433 --> 00:08:13,167 I need help. Should I open? deinen Kopf oder Rücken treten? 205 00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:14,600 Caroline Channing: Meinen Kopf? 206 00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:16,167 Not with the prices. 207 00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:18,267 Max Black: Na komm gib mir your hands. 208 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,233 Caroline Channing: Ich geb dir gern meine beiden Mittelfinger. 209 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:22,767 Max Black: No, like that. So that I can step on it. 210 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,933 Mach einfach die Finger lang. 211 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,433 Caroline Channing: Thieves, Was that your nickname too? 212 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:30,367 Max Black: No, but one It would have been fine all summer long. 213 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,500 Forget it. Let's push this Stuff over here. 214 00:08:33,767 --> 00:08:37,200 [moan] 215 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:38,700 Caroline Channing: Max, 216 00:08:38,733 --> 00:08:40,700 I think we are Record holder at low points collect. 217 00:08:40,867 --> 00:08:43,133 Ok, Max, please be whole carefully. 218 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:44,133 I'm now counting down to... 219 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:46,333 [slap] 220 00:08:46,933 --> 00:08:49,500 Wow, with a trainer and others Breast reduction 221 00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:51,233 you would make a great gymnast become. 222 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:53,433 Are you doing well? 223 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,867 Max, say something, give me anything characters. 224 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,533 Max Black: I'm in here not alone. 225 00:09:03,033 --> 00:09:03,467 [music] 226 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:05,500 Caroline Channing: What do you mean du mit, du bist nicht allein? 227 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,033 Max Black: Damit mein ich, ich bin hier drinnen nicht allein. 228 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,133 Caroline Channing: Keine Angst, ich werde dich daraus holen. 229 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:13,433 No, I won't. 230 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,100 Max Black: Ich versuch das Ding to open from the inside. 231 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:19,100 [door] 232 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:21,067 Penner: Raus aus meinem Haus. 233 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,267 Max Black: Okay, okay, ich will just look, 234 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,833 ob sie auf meinem Kissenbezug lie. 235 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:26,767 Caroline Channing: Max, nein. 236 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,633 Max Black: Ich will meinen Cozy cover. 237 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,133 Caroline Channing: Leave it alone be. Even if he's in there is, 238 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,567 he would no longer be cuddly. 239 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,367 Penner: Raus aus meinem Haus. 240 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,900 And close the door. 241 00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:37,633 Max Black: Ok, ok, Gott man could mean 242 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,333 dass wir miteinander geschlafen would have. 243 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,833 What should I do now? 244 00:09:41,867 --> 00:09:43,667 I can't do it without the reference sleep. 245 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,167 Ich bin so wütend auf dich. 246 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,967 I would have been even angrier I don't like this super bra found. 247 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,933 Caroline Channing: Why go you to Sophie, 248 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:55,233 wenn du versuchst zu schlafen? 249 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:56,967 Sie ist der lauteste Mensch den we know. 250 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,533 Sogar Presslufthammer finden Sophie too loud. 251 00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:04,467 Max Black: Ich will Sophie nach ner Schlaftablette fragen. 252 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,367 Von ihr auch gern Betthupferl called. 253 00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:08,633 Caroline Channing: Du brauchst no tablets. 254 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,567 Ich habe ne tolle Einschlaftechnik von meinem Learned to be a sleep coach. 255 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,500 Max Black: Und ich habe ne tolle Beischlaftechnik von 256 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:14,900 meinem Basketballcoach gelernt. 257 00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:15,400 [knock] 258 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:17,433 Caroline Channing: Max es ist drei Uhr früh. 259 00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:19,533 Jeder normale Mensch, schläft about the time. 260 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,867 Sophie Kachinsky: Hi girls! 261 00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:26,367 Yes, I puzzle around and listen Elvis. 262 00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:29,833 Do you want a drink before you? sinks into the feathers? 263 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,400 Max Black: No, thank you. 264 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,067 But don't go to bed sink, 265 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,867 Can I take a sleeping pill? scrounge from you? 266 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:38,367 Sophie Kachinsky: Oh sure, can I'll help you out. 267 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,767 I've never used them. 268 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,933 I don't need any more at night than three hours of sleep, 269 00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:43,033 and six a day. 270 00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:44,000 Come on in. 271 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:49,700 Caroline Channing: Sophie, Do you notice anything new? 272 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:53,933 Sophie Kachinsky: Oh yeah. Dir hair became again planted, beautiful! 273 00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:58,900 Caroline Channing: Max, you have told her? 274 00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:00,567 Max Black: No, that came up CNN. 275 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,400 They did that straight away Syria as 276 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:04,100 special special report sent. 277 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,333 Sophie: There it is pills and spices. 278 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,567 Max Black: You have one Spice rack full of pills? 279 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:11,600 You have to buy me dinner cook. 280 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:13,900 Sophie Kachinsky: That's how I see it. 281 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:19,867 fish oil, penicillin, Amoxicillin, Skittels, 282 00:11:21,267 --> 00:11:24,200 Oh, and this is mine German pill. 283 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,733 If they drop bombs, 284 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,867 or if you see me in space suspends. 285 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:30,967 Here Max. 286 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,633 night the night. 287 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:35,567 Well, you know what? On it shit. 288 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,400 I'll treat myself to one too. It's pajama party. 289 00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:39,233 Here. 290 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,900 Ohoh. 291 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,700 Max Black: Until you found them have, 292 00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:44,900 you've already fallen asleep. 293 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:51,233 Sophie Kachinsky: You know what? Don't wait for me Max. 294 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:52,667 This is going to take a while. 295 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,800 Caroline Channing: Max, it is because really necessary. 296 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,833 People do strange things on sleeping pills. 297 00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:02,233 My friend Candice has buttered my wallet, 298 00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,800 and then she tries to eat. 299 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,633 Max Black: Don't worry, I am no wallet. 300 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,167 Sophie Kachinsky: Wait a minute. 301 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,233 Is that the sleeping pill? 302 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:13,300 Or that Emergency space pill, the kills you? 303 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,800 Max Black: The main thing is that I get it a close eye. 304 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:17,400 Caroline Channing: Max, no. You will 305 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:19,167 don't die and me here leave alone. 306 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,433 Without accompaniment I don't know what I 307 00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:21,800 should do if the subway fails. 308 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:26,067 Caroline Channing: Max, it is 3:30 in the morning, 309 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,500 and sleep coach Caroline takes care of it for this, 310 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,667 that you arrive no later than 15 minutes asleep. 311 00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:33,233 You should take a hot bath take. 312 00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:34,400 Max Black: I wanted that, 313 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,133 but something has the stopper pushed up again. 314 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:38,033 Where is the tablet? 315 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,467 Caroline Channing: I wear them on the body. 316 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,667 And if that doesn't work, 317 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,100 I'll give it to you. 318 00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:43,767 Max Black: Oh I would up to elbow into you penetrate, 319 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,367 believe me. 320 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,067 Caroline Channing: Max, welcome your new reference, 321 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,467 new reference welcome your... 322 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,700 Max Black: I don't welcome my bed linen. 323 00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,033 I am not mentally disturbed. 324 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:54,033 If that were the case, I would work on one nicer place to live. 325 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,067 And all references would have one edged hem. 326 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:57,267 Caroline Channing: Wow, if you now 327 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,567 If you don't sleep, you'll be tomorrow wheeled. 328 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,500 What exactly did the hem look like? 329 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,733 Max Black: Something like that Hem of your pajamas. 330 00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,567 But not nearly as gay. 331 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,500 A candle? What are we? Witches? 332 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,900 Caroline Channing: All right, imagine 333 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:13,567 you would be in a quiet, fantastic place. 334 00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:16,900 Breathe in and out. 335 00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,433 On and off. 336 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,133 Max Black: Wow, what sleep coach, 337 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,467 were you at Pregnancy course? 338 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,600 Is there anything to confess? 339 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,567 Give me the pill. 340 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,967 Caroline Channing: I still am not finished. 341 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,767 And just FYI, the pill has in the last three hours three times 342 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,533 the color changed. 343 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,900 So it is either fatal, 344 00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:33,467 or a miniature chameleon. 345 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,533 Max Black: I'm so angry on you. 346 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,000 You have me the only one taken, 347 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,600 that has ever meant anything to me. 348 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,267 All my life, have People took things from me 349 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,467 that's all they left me. 350 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,967 And now I will never again sleep. 351 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,367 And I love sleeping. 352 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,067 For me, dreams are that only replacement for Cable TV. 353 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,267 Caroline Channing: Enough Max. 354 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,700 I really had a lot of patience 355 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,000 regarding your strange 356 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,100 Dependence on this rancid shreds. 357 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,133 Max Black: You're a rancid one shreds. 358 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,267 Caroline Channing: Listen if I one 359 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,133 learned when I did everything had lost, 360 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:04,267 then A there is none leeway if it 361 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,167 about the durability of There is cottage cheese. 362 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,067 B, never tie yourself down material things. 363 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,467 Max Black: Okay, extensions. 364 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:13,267 Caroline Channing: What's the point mean? 365 00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:15,267 Max Black: I mean yours material things 366 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,433 are literally on yours Head tied. 367 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:18,700 Caroline Channing: That's something completely different. 368 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,767 The dependence on the reference, is purely psychological. 369 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,633 You don't need him. 370 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,000 Max Black: And you need this not. 371 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,100 Caroline Channing: You owe me $14. 372 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,767 Max Black: Huh, I'll leave write to. 373 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,200 Caroline Channing: I leave don't bully me from you, 374 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,667 just because you have a pathological one relationship 375 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,833 to a pillowcase. 376 00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:36,300 Max Black: Goodnight, Malibu Barbie. 377 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:37,933 Caroline Channing: That don't insult me. 378 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:39,767 Malibu Barbie is adorable. 379 00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:41,400 And to make one thing clear. 380 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:43,533 I'm not morbid fixed my hair. 381 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:44,333 Max Black: Oh yeah? 382 00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:48,267 Caroline Channing: [screaming] You are a monster. 383 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,167 Max Black: Sorry. I can't sleep. 384 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,233 I will overcome it. Give me just the pill. 385 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:58,400 Caroline Channing: No, that is purely psychological. Go sleep. 386 00:14:58,633 --> 00:14:59,633 [Type] 387 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,700 Caroline Channing: I have one Chair clamped under the blade. 388 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:02,833 And all your windows locked. 389 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,667 Max Black: Do you want me? humiliate or excite? 390 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,400 Caroline Channing: Go for it prepared for something. 391 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,633 Max is not in a good mood have when she gets here. 392 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,833 Earl: When I'm near people wanted to work 393 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:17,833 who are in a good mood, 394 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:18,967 I would be on Google. 395 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,400 Caroline Channing: She has since didn't sleep yesterday 396 00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:24,933 and is angry because I her not giving her sleeping pill. 397 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,367 Earl: Good decision. sleeping pills 398 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,667 let yourself go crazy. 399 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,800 I once took one 400 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,800 and the next day I'm up the roller coaster 401 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,267 woke up in Coney Island. 402 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,267 Caroline Channing: I love Roller coasters. 403 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,800 Earl: Me too, when I'm in there sit. 404 00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:42,100 Max Black: Oh hello. 405 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:43,300 How are you two? 406 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,667 Caroline Channing: Oh no, her is nice. 407 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,067 She has pills somewhere worried. 408 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,833 Max Black: No, no, none pills. 409 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,867 Just some clarity. Follow me please. 410 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,200 Caroline Channing: Oh ok, you did you smoked this clarity 411 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:52,967 or sniffed? 412 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,200 Caroline Channing: Ha, since you're like that you were friendly, 413 00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:57,467 to buy me new covers, 414 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,967 I got you something too. 415 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,800 Here. 416 00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:02,233 Caroline Channing: Oh you want a way to say thank you. 417 00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:03,633 And apologize? 418 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,800 Be careful, take one polite person a gift contrary. 419 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,133 What the hell is that? 420 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,600 A wig? 421 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:16,267 Or you have a lesbian from the scalped in the eighties. 422 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,900 Max Black: Yes, I'm on yours armpit hair, 423 00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,467 on their shoulder pads climbed up. 424 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,333 You took what was mine from me gave security. 425 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:27,367 The pillowcase. So I'll take it you, what gives you security. 426 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,367 Your hair. 427 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,200 Wear these tonight and then say again, 428 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,767 that it is purely psychological. 429 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800 Caroline Channing: You had to They take the ugliest one had? 430 00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:35,833 Max Black: It was only available for 37 cents that. 431 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,567 Caroline Channing: Well, me become mine 432 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,067 put up the dead animal. 433 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,067 Just to prove to you that I am much more than just mine hair. 434 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,133 I am my attitude, mine Mind, my brain. 435 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,033 My ambition. 436 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:47,833 Max Black: Put it on. 437 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:48,767 Caroline Channing: I did Fear. 438 00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:51,333 Max Black: Come on, you are now Rod Steward. 439 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,733 Oleg: I like Celebrity Role Playing Games. 440 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,567 Pick up coleslaw. 441 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:06,833 Earl: Ah, hey Sophie! You hope on a discount for Mafia widows? 442 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,733 Sophie Kachinsky: Shh Earl, I'm incognito. 443 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,200 I have a drug shipment for Max. 444 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,633 Hi Max, I have your drugs. 445 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,833 Max Black: Thank you, no matter what I ask you, 446 00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:23,533 you have an outfit for everything. 447 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,633 Sophie: Hi, where is ours blonde drug cop. 448 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,067 Sophie Kachinsky: [laughter] 449 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:39,200 Oh my god. Since when? Caroline in the Bowling team. 450 00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:42,600 Caroline Channing: Max no! 451 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,500 Max Black: Oh shit. 452 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,500 Rod Steward just met us caught. 453 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,933 Sophie: Let her have some fun. 454 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,000 What's the problem, philistine? 455 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,833 Caroline Channing: The problem is that Max thinks 456 00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:55,667 she needs these pills because she no longer has a security blanket. 457 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,667 Max Black: It was a pillowcase, and I need him to sleep. 458 00:17:58,700 --> 00:17:59,767 Caroline Channing: She has to him rub. 459 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,600 Sophie Kachinsky: In Poland it has I this 460 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,267 little thing that I like tickled, 461 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,033 before I went to sleep. 462 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,167 But my aunt has it thrown away. 463 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,533 Caroline Channing: What was that? 464 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,333 Sophie Kachinsky: My cousin Nora. 465 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,333 Max Black: Give me that Tablets. 466 00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:18,800 Caroline Channing: No, you you were wrong. 467 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,600 I'm not from my hair dependent. 468 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,700 On the contrary, I love mine new look. 469 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,033 I am alone and have to 470 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,800 maybe five children feed through, 471 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:28,000 I am a prosecutor, who is successful, 472 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:32,167 or am I Charlize Theron in the Bon Jovi story? 473 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:37,033 Maybe and I'm fine there. 474 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,733 Because I am more than mine hair. 475 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,033 Oh my god that Turkey seducer. Hidden me. 476 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,000 Luis: On his knees with ner lousy wig. 477 00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,400 Girl, I had to too through. 478 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,900 Caroline Channing: No, me just don't want to be seen... 479 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:54,633 Luis: Darling, darling, but I can't listen any longer. 480 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,367 The hair was already there Seventies unbearable. 481 00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:02,367 Caroline Channing: Well, you you were right. 482 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,600 I was wrong. 483 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,667 Help me take this thing off. He shouldn't see me like that. 484 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,933 Max Black: Right, give me that pills. 485 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:08,633 Caroline Channing: Max, no you don't need them. 486 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:09,833 We don't know where they came from are. 487 00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,167 Max Black: Oh, all right. 488 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,300 I'll go home and try to sleep. 489 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,467 Since this is your fault, do it you end my shift. 490 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,000 You're on your own posed, neighbor of Al Bundy. 491 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:25,867 Caroline Channing: Tse, I am correct 492 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,233 impressed that I can do that. 493 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,567 It's not that difficult. 494 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,667 I have no idea why, Janice always complaining like that. 495 00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:32,333 Maybe that's just how she is. 496 00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:35,967 Max Black: I can't believe it still not slept have. 497 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,400 I'll be awake forever. 498 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,300 Just like in the movie “Time of "Awakening" just completely different. 499 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,900 Caroline Channing: Max, you you can rub against me. 500 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,467 Max Black: Wow that wig has changed you. 501 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,900 Caroline Channing: No, here. Rub the hem of my pajamas, 502 00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:53,467 and imagine it was yours reference. 503 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,733 Max Black: No, at the hem of to rub your pajamas, 504 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,333 would still be a low point. 505 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,367 Caroline Channing: That one Turkey seducer wanted 506 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,567 then no date. 507 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,367 Probably because of my hair were still so devastated. 508 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,800 Max Black: Oh! Don't be like that hard on you. 509 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,300 Could also be on yours Personality lies. 510 00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:09,900 He doesn't just have you liked because of your hair. 511 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,867 Caroline Channing: I like myself just because of my hair. 512 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,000 Max Black: I'm telling you, you you are dependent. 513 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,267 Caroline Channing: Absolutely dependent. 514 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,800 I throw them, shake them, twirl them. 515 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,033 I feel them on my neck, on my shoulders. 516 00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:21,367 On my back. 517 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,333 Caroline Channing without them possibility of one updo, 518 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,733 is not Caroline Channing. 519 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:29,300 And I'm sorry. I'm sorry sorry about you judged, 520 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,967 where I'm not any better am. 521 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:34,267 And that I'm yours I gave away cuddly bedding. 522 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:40,300 Max? Max? Sleep well. 523 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:54,000 How come? Why do I never have anything? Beautiful?